ellen degeneres can host my funeral
i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my
Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?
don’t forget to compliment a dog today
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
whatever else happens in television I’ll always have Buffy
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
My soup is hotter than Kim Kardashians butt.